Crystal Mixology

Experience the healing power of crystals and Elevate your Innergy.


Welcome to our world of Crystal Mixology, where spirituality meets sass, and healing meets humor. We're not your average, Nope, we're here to shake things up, infusing every facet of spirituality with a healthy dose of sarcasm and wit. We celebrate being unique and emphasize the safety to celebrate that!

OUR STORY

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a snake in a bowl

Sarcastic Serenity: Healing Crystals with a Side of Sarcasm

At Crystal Mixology, we believe in the power of the universe, the magic of healing stones, and the importance of not taking life too seriously.

Our mission? To inspire and uplift and help facilitate positive change with a side of humor. So, whether you're a crystal connoisseur, a spiritual seeker, or just someone who needs a good laugh, you've come to the right place.

But hey, don't let our irreverent attitude fool you. We take healing seriously. Our carefully curated collection of content isn't just for show – each topic is chosen for its unique properties and potential to bring balance and harmony into your life. Whether you're looking to cleanse your energy, find inner peace, or simply add a touch of sparkle to your day, we've got you covered.

So, go ahead, soak in the good vibes, and let your inner light shine. And remember, life's too short to be boring – embrace the magic, embrace the humor, and let Crystal Mixology be your guide on this wild and wacky journey called life.

What is a Chakra?

Chakra, from Sanskrit "cakra" meaning "wheel," are energy points in the body, vital for balance. They correspond to nerves, organs, affecting emotional and physical health. There are seven main chakras along the spine. Each has a number, name, color, area along the spine, and health focus.

Education is Key and we want you to start out with as much knowledge as possible. Share your email and get a FREE Chakra Guide Book. We're so excited to grow with you! Love and Light.

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Welcome to Scorpio Season

Welcome to Sagittarius Season: Your Cosmic Permission to Aim Wildly & Dream Bigger!

Oh, hello, Sagittarius season—where the vibes are adventurous, the laughs are contagious, and the cocktails come with a side of cosmic chaos (in the best way). Known for their fiery optimism and “let’s just see what happens” energy, Sagittarians are like that one friend who books a spontaneous trip and somehow convinces everyone else to tag along.

Ready to sip on some celestial magic? Here’s how to mix it up Sagittarius-style:

The Freedom Fizz
Ingredients: Laughter, wanderlust, and a splash of recklessness (don’t worry, we mean the fun kind).
Crystal Pairing: Amethyst for intuition—because you’ll need it to figure out where this wild ride is going!

Your Season Mantra: “Adventure isn’t an option; it’s a lifestyle.” (And yes, that includes trying that bizarre mixology combo you’ve been avoiding. Live a little!)

Cosmic Energy Forecast:

  • Highs: Exploration, big ideas, and belly laughs.

  • Lows: Overcommitting. Sag energy is a yes, and! vibe—just remember, you don’t have to RSVP to every wild idea.

  • Crystal of the Month: Smoky Quartz, because grounding is key when your head’s in the stars and your heart’s on a jet plane.

This Month’s Tip:
Channel your inner Sag by stepping outside your comfort zone—whether that’s trying a new crystal-infused cocktail or finally saying yes to karaoke night. Just don’t forget to stay hydrated (both in vibes and in water).

Sagittarius season is here, and it’s all about expansion, connection, and a generous sprinkle of magic. So grab your favorite drink, set your sights high, and shoot for the stars. Who knows—you might just land in the most unexpected, unforgettable place.

Cheers to Sagittarius Season, Crystal Mixologists!

Healing Crystals For Scorpio:

  • Blue Lace Agate: Your Chill Pill in Crystal Form

    Life moves fast, Sagittarius, but this gentle gem whispers, “Take a breath.” Blue Lace Agate is your go-to when your mind’s racing faster than a shooting star. Its soft, sky-blue hues calm the storm and help you communicate with clarity instead of fire-breathing dragon mode. Feeling overwhelmed? Hold it, breathe, and let your zen flow like a lazy river.

    Vibe Check: Peace, calm, and smooth-talking brilliance.

  • Garnet: The Spark You Didn’t Know You Needed

    Sagittarius, meet Garnet, your cosmic power boost! This fiery red stone is like a shot of espresso for your soul. Feeling a little off-track? Garnet’s here to reignite your passion and keep that adventurous spirit blazing. Whether you’re planning your next big trip or just need motivation, Garnet’s got the fire to match your spark.

    Vibe Check: Energy, courage, and full-throttle passion.

  • Amethyst: Your Spiritual Compass

    For the Sagittarius who’s more “galactic guru” than “party animal,” Amethyst is your mystical bestie. With its luscious purple glow, this crystal connects you to higher realms and tunes your vibe to peace and wisdom. Got some late-night existential questions? Amethyst is like the universe texting you back with all the answers (or at least the best vibes).

    Vibe Check: Intuition, chill, and cosmic clarity.

  • Malachite: Bold Moves Only

    Green, swirly, and totally mesmerizing—Malachite is your fearless protector. It’s like having a cosmic bodyguard that also doubles as a style icon. Got big changes coming? Perfect. Malachite’s here to help you embrace transformation and leap into the unknown like the cosmic adventurer you are. No fear, just fierce.

    Vibe Check: Transformation, protection, and bold AF vibes.

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Get in Touch

Contact us for information or inquiries

crystalmixology@gmail.com